ohheyitsjustaj:

Take a fruit and pass it on

🍎

🍓

🍊

🍌

🥭

🍇

🍑

🍒

🥝

🍉

🍐

🍋

cheddar-baby:

When the morsel hits

kira-serialfaggot:

select an artifact

endless can of pink lemonade that never spoils

a power brick that never runs out of charge

knife that can hit any target you imagine when you throw it

a framed glass pane that let’s you see into alternative universes

gloves that can protect from any heat and melt any metal

a phone book with everyone’s phone number in the world

an umbrella that changes the weather to be raining when opened

the eye of a God that transmits any image it sees into everyone’s dreams

riben:

irateyourposts:

riben:

They close at 8 pm.

7/10

Come on

vonlipvig:

i finally got the new tumblr layout, which means i went and downloaded that stylus fix so i can have the old layout immediately,

but now i’m looking at the top left corner and the logo just looks like this:

¿¡yo!?

spockhatesterfs:

sarugetyou:

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

moki-dokie:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

drawnfamiliarfaces:

i was a (pre)teen hero once, but then i took some trauma to my psyche

cary-elwes:

powerburial:

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

glorioustragedykid:

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this: